Last night I dreamed you called me. I couldn’t talk, though, because I was trying to be inconspicuous. You see, I was apparently some sort of vampire, and I had taken refuge hovering over someone’s roof after a bear tried to eat me. I could be invisible, but only if I didn’t move. I wasn’t going to answer, because I had a long cold midnight flight ahead of me and I didn’t want to be noticed.
But you kept calling, so I flew a bit higher and got out my phone and answered it. And I woke up talking to my pillow, and you hadn’t called at all.

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